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RiffTrax – The Sixth Sense – sample

February 9th, 2010

M. Night Shalalalalalalalalalala-tee-da burst onto the scene with the biggest suspense thriller of 1999 (well, right behind a relatively short list of films that includes Analyze This, Wild Wild West and Varsity Blues.) Haley Joel Osment delivers the most miraculous performance ever given by a toddler (he was just 18 months old when he was nominated for the Oscar!) and Bruce “The Return of Bruno” Willis turns in yet another trademark performance as a guy who seems sort of tired and annoyed. When a guy in his underpants shoots a child psychiatrist (who, to be clear, was also wearing underpants, he just happened to have pants on over them) his life is turned upside down (the guy wearing pants over his underpants, that is, not the guy only wearing underpants.) Why does his wife seem withdrawn and narcoleptic? Why do the local children taunt him and call him “Casper”? Why does he seem tired, run down, just sort of dead?

Watch along with Mike, Kevin and Bill as they unlock the most unlockablest secrets of “The Sixth Sense”.*

*This is the 1999 film, not the 1972 TV show starring Gary Collins. Gary Collins apologizes for the confusion.

Duration : 0:2:27


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25 Responses to “RiffTrax – The Sixth Sense – sample”

  1. DYOLFMOT

    this is like the …
    this is like the future of to catch a predator they just plant a naked freak child in the room

  2. RoseMacShane

    “Well, that’s why …
    “Well, that’s why pencils have erasers.”

    I love this movie, but this looks hysterical.

  3. purpleshamrock17

    “Ah, another night …
    “Ah, another night of lovemaking ruined by the cat throwing up”
    “Here, let me just come out there so you can get a good look at my underpants”
    “Sudden Spazmonic Acting Syndrome”

  4. moodysoup

    0:40 AWESOME Die …
    0:40 AWESOME Die Hard reference!

    =D

    I cannot get enough of this!!!

  5. ZachsMind

    What creeps me out …
    What creeps me out now that didn’t when I first saw this film – that’s Olivia Williams who plays Adele DeWitt on Joss Whedon’s Dollhouse. She’s creepy crazy powerful lady on that show, and here she’s a sweet ingenue. She doesn’t even have an accent on Sixth Sense. Weird!

  6. MrVictorClark

    “That’s the second …
    “That’s the second scariest thing I’ve ever seen in my bathroom!”

    “I used your decorative soaps. I’m sorry.”

    That was perfect!

  7. PinkFloyd312

    lol XD
    lol XD

  8. illuminatioracle

    do you know why you …
    do you know why you are afraid when you are alone?
    because the ghost had a halloweenie.

  9. sharkboy85

    all the sex appeal …
    all the sex appeal of ed grimley

  10. marsdemartini

    “THE BLUEBIRD !!!!!”
    “THE BLUEBIRD !!!!!”

  11. deathmetallerprep

    “So if you would …
    “So if you would put your clothes back on and brings us our pizza, that’d be great.” HAHAHAHAHA!

  12. Jacobitess

    ‘They were still …
    ‘They were still married, you idiot!’ lol

  13. themegster88

    I still can’t …
    I still can’t believe how different Donnie Wahlberg lookis here… unrecognizable.

    I loved the cat throwing up, all to often that happens.

  14. pockypencils

    “I hope their …
    “I hope their foreplay doesn’t get too wacky! Like they start whipping out marshmallows and throwing them at each other.”
    Me: Like Blue Man Group?

  15. AgentNoOne

    “Well that’s why …
    “Well that’s why pencils have erasers.” XD

  16. behindthymask

    Stained Underwear …
    Stained Underwear Kowalski, how are ya?

  17. angeloflight13

    “Senator Larry …
    “Senator Larry Craig, is that you?” LOL XD

  18. skinnerburgers

    Cat throwing up …
    Cat throwing up amused me more than it should. Probably because I’ve seen it happen first hand more times than I care to count.

  19. FantasmaLuna

    The bluebird!
    The bluebird!

  20. silvertamagachi

    I love that you can …
    I love that you can absolutely ADORE the movie they’re mocking (like this one, for example) and still find their riffing hilarious. Keep it up, guys, this stuff is priceless!

  21. sayhitoyourmom

    AHH! THE BLUEBIRD!
    AHH! THE BLUEBIRD!

  22. tommyboi9

    lol thats the 2nd …
    lol thats the 2nd scariest thing ive seen in my bathroon lol

    sorry i used ur decorative soaps

  23. valentinedeer214

    Another night of …
    Another night of love-making ruined by the cat throwing up. LOL

  24. Frankenkvast

    The pizza joke xD
    The pizza joke xD

  25. mooreentstudios

    hahahaha
    hahahaha

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